Here it is Bauertools*! Fox released the trailer for the next (hopefully unsucky season of 24). I remember way back when I first heard of the show and then watching the Premier episode with anticipation. I became a huge fan and was one of those people that told everyone they know that if they weren’t watching 24 they weren’t worth pissing on. Then the show caught on and became a huge hit (you’re welcome Fox) and I was single-handedly responsible for Keifer Sutherland’s new success.
Then Fox decided they wanted to hurt me, hurt me bad. I don’t know why, I never did anything to them, but those bitches suddenly had it in for me. The only way they could get to me was to make my once beloved 24 a steaming pile of hippo shit. They started in earnest during the fifth season, and really ramped up the effort during season six. Holy shit, I was reeling from the one-two punch combination of shitty writing and recycled story lines and characters. I tapped out like a bitch and quit watching half way through last season. I’m not ashamed to admit that.
So it was with cautious optimism that I looked forward to season 7. The writers and producers swore that they heard the fans and everything would be different next season. So here is the link to the official 24 trailer (rub your hands together gleefully before watching):
HOLY FLARKING SNIT!
They stole the plot from Die Hard IV! Seriously, that is some lazy ass shit. So much for my high hopes. And Tony? Come on dickheads, this isn’t a soap opera. Or, maybe it is now. Whatever it is I really wish they would stop fucking with me. Quite frankly, this shit has gone far enough and it hurts my feelings.
*slang for 24 fanatics
PS
PLEASE KILL CHLOE!
NOW
October 25th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I don’t mind telling you, I don’t have to watch it at all.
I am fickle and will turn back on it if it sucks.