Since it’s out all over now, I have no moral qualms with posting it here. Here you go clowns!
UPDATE NUMBER 2!
Here is yet another cover that will be hitting the stands soon. It’s from Wizard magazine. If you know what that is congratulations! You’re a geek. This one is my favorite picture so far.
Here it is kiddies, Disney rules the Box Office again – shocker.
MOVIE (weeks in release/spot last week)/WEEKEND GROSS/TOTAL GROSS
1. Enchanted (1/-) [...]
Sorry Gillman, this movie has nothing to do with Bret Hart, you can stop reading now. As for everyone else though…..
If you know me personally, you will know that I am a bit of a video game junkie. I spend a few hours a day when I have free time rotting away those precious [...]
“That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. That’s one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet.”
Yes! Finally a movie I can recommend to my friends without any disclaimers!
I feel as if the season has been filled with trailers portraying either too much of the production’s plot or a mix of footage that isn’t the finished film at all. [...]
Stephen King + Frank Darabont (typically) = SUCCESS
“The Mist” marks the third time Mr. Darabont has written and directed a Stephen King adaptation, previously scribing and helming “The Shawshank Redemption” and “The Green Mile” (he also produced “Green Mile” and “The Mist”). Both of those films were nominated for Best Picture and Best Screenplay [...]
The Coen Brothers have a long history of great films. I’ve been a fan of their’s for many years and went into this one with high expectations. I try not to do that with many film makers, but they usually don’t disappoint me, and they didn’t here. Though this film is missing some of their [...]
Yesterday I showed you what looked like the body/leg of the monster that I am now calling “Bowser”. The kind folks at Apple now have a Hi Res Trailer up (check it out) so you can see for yo-damn-self. But just in case you’re lazy I’ve taken the liberty of grabbing a few more screen [...]
Well kiddies, if you didn’t feel like braving your way through the animated wax dummies of “Beowulf” just to see the new trailer for “Cloverfield”, or as it is also known “1/18/08″ (did anyone really think that would be the title?) you are in luck. Here is a link to a hi-res version of it [...]
I am now 100% convinced that the asswipes behind the new Justice League movie are SO pissed at Christian Bale and Brandon Routh for blowing them (off) and refusing to be in their shitty movie, that they are now trying to sabotage all superhero movies (mostly Batman and Superman though*) and destroy the genre as [...]
Welcome to the first of my Weekend Box Office Reports. The waxy looking, expressionless humans of “Beowulf” have slain yet another out of control beast in the hideously annoying Jerry Seinfeld vehicle “Bee Movie”.
1 Beowulf – $28,100,000
2 Bee Movie – $14,300,000
3 American Gangster – $13,218,000
4 Fred Claus – $12,000,000
5 Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium – $10,025,000
6 [...]
How does one become a warrior? All it takes is an arrangement of warriors, a pair of brass gahones, and the ability to rip apart your enemies while yelling your own name, “I am Beowulf!”
Well, I hadn’t intended to see this flick, but I had a few hours last night before my 12 a.m. [...]
After I got past the clichéd, unbelievable romantic encounter of cellist Lyla [Keri Russell] and rocker Lewis [Jonathan Rhys Myers]—the love-at-first-sight and then girl gets pregnant thing is so annoying and overdone– I settled in with the complete fairytale of August Rush.
August Rush has all the elements one seeks in a fairytale: the princess [Lyla], [...]
