You know who they are. Three cute Chipmunks, that sing cute songs, and act all cute and shit (in this movie they took that last part a bit too literally) and their ever suffering writer/father figure. Add in an evil record mogul and you’ve got the latest incarnation of “Alvin and the Chipmunks”. They’ve [...]
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How I Was Bribed With Sex To Watch A Hilary Swank Film.
I’d love to tear this movie apart in a long winded diatribe full of $15 words lamenting the demise of film, pop culture and romance as we know it, but the Ill try to keep it as simple as possible because [...]
Hey guys, sorry this wasn’t posted yesterday, Christmas done caught up with me.
What can you say about a movie that has revenge, secret identities, cannibalism and more throat slashings than your local meat packing plant? When it’s directed by dreary genius Tim Burton and starring his two favorite muses in Johnny Depp and (Burton’s lady, [...]
Lately we have seen a huge influx of movie showing a bit of the movie before it’s debut in the theaters. Well here is another movie showing itself off to the public just before or after it hits the theater.
With Cloverfield,The Golden Compass, and even Batman prior to I am Legend, its bound for this [...]
Here it is on the small screen ready to capture a wider audience.
JJ really is a brilliant mind. Lets hope its not a big Kermit or Miss Piggy.
Thanks goes out to MovieWeb for being the 1st pimp on the block to have it
Just wanted to point out the obvious for you fine folks.
We have changed our look ever so slightly here at AP. And I must say I am LOVING it!!
Let us know what you think.
In the meantime here is a link barrage from friends around the web:
The Brothers Strause on Directing AVP-R
Sam Raimi returns to horror! [...]
Geeks rejoice! But first of all unzip your pants so that your raging hard-on doesn’t burst your zipper. Now, get all of your LARP friends on instant messenger immediately and grab a towel. Peter Jackson has inked a deal to produce “The Hobbit” and a sequel. Oh, sorry I forgot this – “!!!!!!!”
New Line Cinema [...]
Can you say HOLY S%&T Batman!!
This trailer is awesome and I must say I will be there in theater awaiting an awesome film. Although if some of you pansies that I have written to get off your asses and start sending me tickets I could go earlier!!
Anyway here is the Dark Knight and the best [...]
Yeah, yeah, I drove an hour and a half to see “I Am Lackluster” on the big IMAX screen. I was going to do a review for it as well, but frankly I had pretty much the same opinion as everyone else on this site. It wasn’t good it wasn’t horrible it was just there [...]
I’ve had a reoccurring dream since I was a boy that involves humanity’s extinction here on earth. Ok, honestly… this dream is more like a fantasy, and by Earth I mean Macy’s or some giant department store, and by extinction I mean “I’m inside while they’re closed for the night”. Perhaps [...]
Geez. First let me apologize for the lack of December reviews.
Our bad. Best not to dwell. Onto the reviews.
“I am Legend” is not the movie you were promised. Veiled attempts at depth, CGI monsters that couldn’t fool a child, Wal-Mart scare tactics, and superfluous extra characters make this adaptation fall [...]
Normally I am totally opposed to this kind of thing, but this is just far too cool. HERE is a bootleg version of the first official trailer for The Greatest Movie Ever Filmed – THE DARK KNIGHT.
Yeah, it is supposed to be debuting online next week, but if you can’t wait check it out. It [...]
