I am now 100% convinced that the asswipes behind the new Justice League movie are SO pissed at Christian Bale and Brandon Routh for blowing them (off) and refusing to be in their shitty movie, that they are now trying to sabotage all superhero movies (mostly Batman and Superman though*) and destroy the genre as [...]

Welcome to the first of my Weekend Box Office Reports. The waxy looking, expressionless humans of “Beowulf” have slain yet another out of control beast in the hideously annoying Jerry Seinfeld vehicle “Bee Movie”. 1 Beowulf – $28,100,000 2 Bee Movie – $14,300,000 3 American Gangster – $13,218,000 4 Fred Claus – $12,000,000 5 Mr. [...]

Production has officially wrapped on what is the most anticipated film of next year!* Barring any re-shoots, they are all done filming and heading to the editing room. Here, the Joker “golf-claps” for the end of the shoot: The first bit of news, may be a minor spoiler, but I don’t really think so I’ll [...]

My apologies to all that voted (and anyone else that just wanted to read), this should have been posted Friday night. However with the nightmare that my life has been the past five days this is the first time I’ve been able to even think about it. Onto the review… A couple of points on [...]

Here it is Bauertools*! Fox released the trailer for the next (hopefully unsucky season of 24). I remember way back when I first heard of the show and then watching the Premier episode with anticipation. I became a huge fan and was one of those people that told everyone they know that if they weren’t [...]

That’s right folks, my fate rests in your hands. I haven’t been able to get to many film reviews lately due to my own skyrocketing film career. But now that I’ve told several A-List directors that my duties here are going to prevent them from signing me for their certain Oscar contenders I should have [...]

To start things off, I’m pretty sure this Will Ferrel movie is a comedy, but frankly I was so turned on I couldn’t focus. What is it with this dude and sports movies/the 70′s? He’s finally combined them into one giant cliche’ of his own films. Watch, in awe: It might be called “Semi-Pro”, but [...]

Yeah, yeah, you’ve seen the poster for the latest Will Smith ego stroke film, but you wanna know what is really important about “I Am Legend”? With the paycheck from this one Big Willy will finally be able to afford to have his ears pinned back. Oh yeah, that and it’s being shown on select [...]