Jessica Biel is “Engaged”

Oh dear. The teenage boy within me loves this story, and I’m sure this movie will make a lot of moolah specifically for that reason.

Jessica Biel has signed on to star in F***ing Engaged, based on a script by Julia Brownell (it’s unknown if the asterisks were actually in the original script, but I’d bet my bottom dollar after the debacle that was Zack and Miri that the title gets a facelift). Brownell is new on the scene, so this is her big break in Hollywood.

The film revolves around a couple who make a pact to have sex every single day up to the date of their wedding.

With a log line like that and Jessica Biel in the cast, you’ve got money in the bank.

Brownell worked on the script with producers Dan Halsted, Cameron Bunce, and Michelle Purple.