JLA = Junior League of AWFULNESS
I am now 100% convinced that the asswipes behind the new Justice League movie are SO pissed at Christian Bale and Brandon Routh for blowing them (off) and refusing to be in their shitty movie, that they are now trying to sabotage all superhero movies (mostly Batman and Superman though*) and destroy the genre as a whole. There can be no other explanation for this.
The word is that they will be announcing the cast any day now, but of course most of the names have slipped out. According to Batman On Film playing Batman will be…
Armie Hammer!
I shit you sumbitches not! They got some 21 year old that no one has EVER heard of name Armie Hammer(!!!!) to play Batman. What the fuck(?) doesn’t even begin to cover it. If he doesn’t look familiar, that is because he shouldn’t. He was in one episode of “Veronica Mars” and one episode of “Arrested Development” and in the latest listing on his IMDB page he is credited as “Abercrombie Boy”. I seriously couldn’t hate that fucking character more.
Batman? SERIOUSLY?
Some guy from “Friday Night Lights” (the show) is Superman. Does anyone watch that? Oh yeah, his name is Scott Porter, not that you would know him.
Adam Brody (hey, you might know him!) from “The OC” is playing The Flash. Really? They couldn’t even get Ryan Reynolds in this piece of shit? He did “Blade Trinity” for Christ’s sake!
And rapper Common will be playing the Green Lantern. At this point does anyone really give a shit?
Still up in the air is Wonder Woman, but I expect they will be announcing that they’ve cast Mickey Rourke in the role with the way the rest of the casting has gone.
*of course the joke is on them. Bryan Singer already ruined the Superman franchise on his own.
USELESS UPDATE:
Superhero Hype has a new cast list on their site. It’s pretty much the same except they have some different tool that you’ve never heard of as The Flash, instead of the tool from “The OC”. And they are saying that this chick:
Megan Gale is playing Wonder Woman. Alright, those producers just may be onto something…
Let us know what you really think!
Mickey Rourke was born to play Wonder Woman.