Joker to make Big Screen Debut!

Yeah, yeah, you’ve seen the poster for the latest Will Smith ego stroke film, but you wanna know what is really important about “I Am Legend”? With the paycheck from this one Big Willy will finally be able to afford to have his ears pinned back. Oh yeah, that and it’s being shown on select Imax screens. Oh yeah! I forgot, the best thing about the movie is that if you go see it on one of those select Imax screen you will get to see a 7 minute prologue about The Joker! Yup a seven minute trailer for what is sure to be the best movie ever made (The Dark Knight) focusing solely on the best bad guy ever created. Surely the badass-est of all fictional villains EVER is enough to drag your sorry butts to the giant screens. “Legend” doesn’t look too bad either. But really, funk dat noise – the muthaheffin’ JOKER bitches!

Christopher Nolan (the Batman director) said his vision of The Joker was that he should be “terrifying.” Michael Caine said that Heath Ledger’s performance is the scariest one he has ever seen. I said “Anyone that isn’t monstrously excited about “The Dark Knight” is a prissy little fancy-boy and had better get back to raking my leaves before he gets the hose again.” Aw snap!

For a complete listing of the Imax theaters that will be showing The Joker prologue (and “I am Legend”) look it up your damn self.