JT for Green Lantern? OH NO!

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, Aint it Cool is the king of kings for movie websites. Usually they’re the ones who report stuff and they’re very well known even to the average joe on the streets. For right now, I have to file them in the “hate” category, not because any of them there did anything to make me mad. No, I feel they do a wonderful job over there and wish we had a fraction of their viewers. I’m currently mad at them for reporting something I do not want to see happen.

A scoop over there is reporting Justin Timberlake, a man I hate with every fiber of my well-being, is screen testing to play Hal Jordan. I’ll admit, this has more to do with my hate for the man than it does my love for Hal Jordan (which is quite a lot) but I don’t want him anywhere near a property I love. Actually, if he was going to be Rayner I would like it or if he would be Guy Gardener I’d love it. But Hal?! Not just a no, but a HELL NO! The guy’s a douche and if anyone should be Hal, it’s Nathan Fillion.

But seriously, no JT as Hal. Period. Do the right thing, Martin Campbell.

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