Peter Jackson + The Hobbit = Dork Ejaculate

Geeks rejoice! But first of all unzip your pants so that your raging hard-on doesn’t burst your zipper. Now, get all of your LARP friends on instant messenger immediately and grab a towel. Peter Jackson has inked a deal to produce “The Hobbit” and a sequel. Oh, sorry I forgot this – “!!!!!!!”

New Line Cinema and the Incredible Shrinking Man have put aside their differences, dried their hankies and made a deal. they even made a deal for two, count ‘em TWO movies. Why two movies? How the hell should I know Connie? Maybe they are splitting the story into two parts. That makes sense since they will be filming the movie and the sequel simultaneously. Or maybe someone wrote another story in that “universe” to fit in between “The Hobbit” and “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. That always goes well…

Anyway, that little big man is only producing these films at this point. No word on who will be directing yet, but I hear that McG is looking for another franchise on which to lay a steaming turd after he is finished ruining the Terminator.

Look for “The Hobbit” to hit the screens in 2010 (doesn’t that sound like the distant future?) or look for this whole thing to fall apart in the next month.