When Public Enemies comes out, the world will change. Wars will end, cancer will be cured, AIDS will be abolished, and we’ll all hold each other hand in hand. Folks, this will go down in history as the first film to win every award ever at the Oscars. As much as I am anticipating The Hurt Locker, Up, and Moon, none of them will be able to touch this film come award season. In fact, all women are given complimentary birth control pills before entering the theater. Basically, if you see Ice Age: The Meltdown on the July 1st weekend, you hate humanity and should be terminated promptly. Your children should be brought to this film as they will thank you later for not slowing down their learning as you would by taking them to Ice Age 3.

Enough ranting, enjoy the posters for the film from Michael Best Director Ever Mann. Public Enemies: The Greatest Achievement in Cinema History opens July 1. One  can be viewed below and check out the others at TrailerAddict.

Stone Cold is Expendable

AFI at this moment is already reshaping their 100 Movies list to put The Expendables at number one. This movie just keeps getting better with an already stellar cast with Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Forrest Whitaker. Add Stone Cold Steve Austin to that list.

ScreenRant reports that the Texas Rattlesnake will be joining the aforementioned and Charisma Carpenter in Sylvester Stallone’s epic action film. For those not up to speed, the film is about a group of mercenaries who are sent to South America to take down a dictator only to realize it’s a suicide mission because they are, well, “expendable”.

At this point, I’m expecting the world’s population to increase by the millions when this film comes out due to the pregnancies this film will cause. The cast assembled is any action fans wet dream and the story oozes with the ultimate in kickassery.

Filming begins March 28, 2009 and here’s hoping the cameras don’t explode from filming too much awesome.