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Alba is a Focker

Alba is a Focker

Jessica Alba is in talks to be part of the third installment to the Meet the Parents films, Little Fockers. Alba would become an attractive pharmaceutical rep that torments the male characters in the film. This third film will continue on where the other two left off, with Greg (Ben Stiller) and Pamela (Teri Polo)having [...]

Lohan and Seagal meet…Machete?

Lohan and Seagal meet…Machete?

Apparently the 30 year old looking Lindsay Lohan and cheesy yet cool action star Steven Seagal are jumping along into the already blossoming (yet head scratching) cast of Robert Rodriguez’s newest creation, Machete. For those who watched the Rodriguez/Tarantino collaborative feature Grindhouse, Rodriguez had the first mock trailer on it of said film. Featuring badass [...]

Fantastic Four To Be Nullified

Fantastic Four To Be Nullified

I wasn’t a huge fan of both Fantastic Four films. In fact, the only redeeming quality of both films was Michael Chiklis being the pitch-perfect Ben Grimm. Otherwise, they spat in the face of Galactus, took Dr. Doom’s lunch money and took Silver Surfer’s girlfriend (literally.) Aside from also ripping off Ghostbusters at the end [...]

The Love Guru Movie Review

The Love Guru Movie Review

Mike Myers had everything going against him going into “The Love Guru.” He’d been absent from the big screen for five years, last working on “The Cat in the Hat” in 2003 to settle a lawsuit between him a Universal, cashing in on the “Shrek” franchise. The previews for “Guru” was uninspiring to say the [...]

The Eye Trailer

The Eye Trailer

Synopsis: Sydney Wells is an accomplished concert violinist who has been blind since a childhood tragedy. Sydney undergoes a double corneal transplant, and her sight is restored. But Sydney’s happiness is short-lived as unexplainable shadowy and frightening images start to haunt her. Are they a passing aftermath of her surgery, Sydney’s mind adjusting to sight, [...]