“So here’s what you missed on Glee” With Regionals looming Vocal Adrenaline successfully puts New Directions in a funk. Funky Quinn and Mercedes friendship takes a big step- Mercedes asks Quinn to move into the extra bedroom at her house. Will gets sweet disgusting revenge on Sue and we all have to witness it. “And that’s what you missed on Glee“

“You know, for me, trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them, but they just keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flair-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent.” Although I am not a fan of the Sue/Will mini-romance I was happy to see Sue back so early in the episode and spitting terrific one-liners like the old days.

Jesse’s right hand man girl looks no younger than 35 years old. Dawson, Kritzer & Ulrich- please do your job.

“Thinking ‘trust me’ was a sensible birth control option.” Sweet Quinn…

Anybody else surprised by how hard Rachel’s taking Jesse’s betrayal? I mean, she just found and lost her mom last week…

“Their school statue is a giant bronze of a great white shark eating a seal pup. It weighs three tons.” Which reminds me, doesn’t Carmel High seem like the perfect fit for Sue? And I luvvvvvv that the entire Vocal Adrenaline glee club drives Range Rovers (a reward from a win at Sectionals.) Again- when is Sue leaving McKinley for Carmel??

“I’ve recently redone my bathroom as an homage to Miss Jayne Mansfield.” Sometimes I think Glee could use a little more Tobolowsky, do you agree?

It’s been a while but I really enjoyed most all of the music in “Funk.” From Beck’s “Loser” to James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World”, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch (Good Vibrations), Queen (Another One Bights the Dust), and of course Parliament’s “Give Up the Funk.” Sorry Will, I hated everything about “Tell Me Something Good.” And when Will spoke fluent Spanish to Sue’s maid I was reminded, for the first time all season, that he is not only the coach  of McKinley High’s glee club but he is also McKinley High’s Spanish teacher. How poor would your Spanish speaking skills be if your high school teacher were Will Schuester and your community college professor were Community‘s Señor Chang? Just what if?

Next week’s the season finale, what do you expect from Regionals?

First I would like to say that going into this film, I really wanted to cheer for M. Night, because as of lately all the douche bags have come out of the woodwork to pick on his films and how they have gone down hill. “The Lady in the Water was terrible, The Village was so so and really didn’t produce”. Well, I enjoyed them both for what they were and would probably watch them again. The Happening is a different story.

The Happening is M. Night Shyamalan’s latest creation and should be called for what it really is,  “What the Hell is Happening”? What happened to a storyline like Unbreakable or even The Sixth Sense. What happened to actors doing more than reading off a few lines? This film delivers 1 chilling scene and really was misplaced amongst the story.

The Happening is a supposed thriller that follows a family on the run from a natural crisis. A science teacher named Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg), runs for his life together with his estranged wife, Alma Moore (Zooey Deschanel), in order to survive an unknown killer all while the world goes into a violent whirlwind of self destruction.

While the directing was okay, the acting was sub par. From the likes of Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and my personal favorite, John Leguizamo, a lot more was expected. The characters came off as shallow, and lacking in all aspects. At the end of the film I was okay with what had played out for each character. Dead or alive, some seemed better off out of the picture, and others definitely weren’t missed.

For those die hard fans of M. Night – please don’t see this, you will be so turned off. That, and I don’t want to hear you moan for another two or three weeks about this. As for you other folks looking to see this film, I would advise seeing something else like Kung Fu Panda or The Incredible Hulk.

After spending 1.5 hours with Marky Mark and the lack-of-acting bunch, I wanted to cheer on those critics of M. Night. This movie did nothing for the haters of M. Night except fuel the fire.

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Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆