Miley Cyrus

16-year-old Disney princess, Miley Cyrus, is set to star in the screen adaptation of Aprilynne Pike’s young adult novel Wings.

Cyrus will play Laurel, a teen who discovers she is a fairy sent among humans to guard the gateway to Avalon. As if learning you’re a mythological creature isn’t bad enough, witness Laurel as she goes from being a sheltered/home-schooled girl to dealing with the complexities of attending a public high school.

Marty Bowen and Wick Godfrey (Twilight,  New Moon) will produce.

No word on who will be directing the Disney film.

Miley Cyrus’ last big screen adventure was in Hannah Montana: The Movie, which opened with $32.3 million.

Chace Crawford, one of the pretty boys from the hit TV show Gossip Girl, is ready to kick off his Sunday shoes in the remake of the 1984 flick Footloose. Swirling around for a long while, High School Musical star Zac Efron was in talks for the role but ultimately leaped out, leaving it wide open for another up and comer to take center stage. Then again, for those of you who are familiar with director and sometimes producer Kenny Ortega would realize that he’s got directing ties in High School Musical and Gossip Girl, so it was merely a matter of who was more available for the male lead role.

Crawford ready to dance onto the big screen

The original centered around a young man named Ren McCormack played by newcomer-at-the-time Kevin Bacon at the time who jumped into a new town that banned all forms of dance & music who ends up making a change at that. Obviously this film will take place with the same premise in a more modernized setting, as if they’d want to recreate the eighties with this, and have quite a few rising starlets who are trying to reach for the female role of Ariel Moore. Currently Hannah Montana star and singer Miley Cyrus is in the lead for the slot, but other actresses such as Hayden Panettiere, Amanda Bynes and Julianne Hough. This will be put up with the help of Paramount Pictures and Dylan Sellers Productions.

Hannah Montana

The best thing I can say about Hannah Montana: The Movie is that it proves Miley Cyrus can act. There’s a scene over midway through the film where the role requires her to cry her eyes out. Where most young actresses would have overplayed it, Miley delivers a pretty believable performance of a girl who’s on the brink of a breakdown. Throughout the rest of the film she’s better than you’d expect. Granted she’s still rough around the edges, but if she can get it under control, she’ll turn into a fine leading lady and should probably stick to acting.

I’m not going to bother detailing the plot because there are no intricacies here. It’s fairly simple and is what the trailers advertise and there’s not too much more depth than that. What I will discuss is how the middle of the film is the bright section of the story. The beginning has is a flashy intro remix of “The Best of Both Worlds” and has a really ridiculous chase with Miley, Lilly (Emily Osment) and a random security guard. Yes it’s Disney, where a lot of things happen that aren’t important to the story, but this just seemed completely out of place. Miley needs to sneak into her own show? I mean really, come on.

My main issue with the plot though is what the entire movie is about. This is where I’ll sacrifice my manhood and admit I’ve watched a number of episodes of “Hannah Montana” so as crazy as it is, I knew a little about the source. In the episodes I’ve seen, they never once hint that Miley Stewart (not Cyrus) is having too much fun being Hannah. The main focus of the story is Miley has become too wrapped up in being Hannah that she has to go “find ‘er roots” in Tennessee. I could buy it if they’d alluded to this on the show, but never once does Miley go overboard with being Hannah (well, maybe once but that was different.) This is the Hannah from the show who’s a sweet, wholesome gal. This Hannah is more of a Lindsay Lohan type who craves total attention and goes against continuity.

Without it though there would probably be no reason to go to Crowley Corners, and the best and stupidest parts of the entire Hannah Montana machine mesh together here. First the good, and that’s Margo Martindale. Martindale does a great job as Miley’s grandma Ruby and never feels like the stereotypical “Mamma told you so” type that’s been in so many films of recent. She’s comforting and most of all believable as a grandmother who would care for her family. On the opposite end of the spectrum Vanessa Williams is perfect as Miley’s agent. It’s the one you always see, but Williams just feels and acts comfortable in the role. Maybe it’s her voice that has that “control freak” vibe to it. The rest of the cast pretty serviceable with Billy Ray Cyrus playing himself and Lucas Till doing a fine job as Bucky Kentucky…I mean Travis Brody. The worst offender, though, is Peter Gunn who plays Oswald Granger. He’s not totally to blame as he drops out of the narrative and makes you forget about him, only to have you wish those moments lasted the whole film when he comes back in. He’s annoying and should not have been in the film to begin with.

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The stupidest thing of the movie that’s going to kill it for adults dragged by their teen daughters is the ending. True – this film isn’t Rashomon but up until this bullspit ending I bought most of what they threw at me. The film ends with Miley/Hannah doing a performance to raise money for Crowley Corners so their community isn’t turned into a shopping mall. After all the havoc Hannah’s caused, Miley rips off her wig and reveals who she really is to her community. She sings “The Climb”, gets applauded…then a little girl shouts ‘We won’t tell your secret,’ to which the entire community agrees. I know who the demographic is and that this shouldn’t be taken seriously but I don’t see how even kids could buy that crap. Here would have been a perfect send off for the Hannah Montana franchise, even if Miley put the wig on for one last Hannah performance. Instead we’re supposed to buy an entire town isn’t going to spill the beans to the next reporter who offers X amount of dollars for Hannah’s secret. Even the closure with Oswald is monkey nut crazy. He has a change of heart quicker than Clark Kent turns to Superman. They fumbled the ball worse than Jay Cutler did against the Chargers last season with this ending. Trey and Matt might be right – the Mouse House thinks little girls are stupid as evidenced here.

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Like another film that opened last week, this movie is critic-proof. Little girls are going to drag Mom and Dad to the Cineplex to feed more dollars to the machine. That’s fine, as I didn’t approach this from the mind of a twelve-year-old girl but to warn the adults what to expect when they’re forced to endure it. Miley Cyrus does better than expected and turns in a fine performance as both Hannah and Miley and that’s what saves this film from just another cash-in. She really should stay with acting over music as she’s clearly better at being on-screen. As a film, overall, Hannah Montana: The Movie is doable but falters at all the right places. It’s really not “The Best of Both Worlds.”

Rating: ★★½☆☆ 

This one is called “Bolt” and features the voice talents of Malcolm McDowell, John Travolta, and Miley Cyrus. Click the link to see the trailer at Empire Online’s website.