When I was offered to participate in a roundtable with the (overseas) famous pop star Rain I didn’t really know anything about him. Didn’t know he was a musician or the fact that he has some intense fans. To me, he was just the minor character in Speed Racer and the upcoming star of Ninja Assassin. That changed a little bit when Rain arrived at the screening I attended. It became obvious that he was quite popular due to the plenty of rabid fans that were there, which all came off as quite creepy. With all that said, here’s what Rain had to say about Ninja Assassin, which is now in theaters.

I believe you were at comic-con last year, was that fun?

Rain: Yes, it was fun. It was [a] great experience. I love comic-con.

Since you worked with James on Speed Racer was that were the idea came about of you guys doing this together?

Rain: He’s a great director as you know. When we were working on Speed Racer we had [a] good relationship… When I finished  Speed Racer I said,”I wanna work with you again.” Then dreams came true and we made it. He’s always humble to everyone. He’s [a] good man.

You’ve done a good job transitioning from music to film and has it been helpful being able to work with directors like the Wachowski brothers, James McTeigue, and Park Chan-Wook?

Rain: Yes, right. Thats right…

Have you been learning something new with each director?

Rain: Yes, I learned a lot when I was working with James and Park. They’re the best and I love them.

How was it shooting in Berlin?

Rain: I love Berlin! There’s so many girls (laughs), a lot of food, the people were great, and everything is perfect. I love Berlin.

The Wachowski brothers are producers on this, but how involved were they? Were they on set a lot?

Rain: When we [were] working on Speed Racer Larry and Andy offered me [Ninja Assassin], how could I say no to that? I [was] always with the Wachowski brothers when I was filming.

On Speed Racer you worked mostly with green screens, was this an easier experience?

Rain: Almost eighty-percent was green screen. It was [a] good experience, but Ninja Assassin is better… for me. (chuckles)

I’ve heard the Wachowski brothers have an idea for a sequel, are you signed on for one? Would you want to do one?

Rain: Yes, but I wanna work with the Wachowski [brothers] again. If people like the movie then we will make Ninja two, but I don’t know.

A lot of people think you’re attached to the Enter the Dragon remake, so you’re not signed on?

Rain: No, I haven’t decided yet.

Who would you play though? Bruce Lee’s character?

Rain: Actually… I don’t know, because I cant tell you. Yeah, I haven’t signed [on] yet.

Is there any particular reason why you haven’t signed on?

Rain: Its not green light, its red light.

If it gets green-lit will you sign on?

Rain: Yeah.

Boy, 2008 was all over the map in terms of movies.  Most of them were torn down with varying degrees of critical hostility and, in the majority of those cases, the hate was justified.  From movies like 10,000 B.C. to The Happening, there have been some big stinkers among audiences this year.  What follows is my personal list of the ten movies from this year you should avoid at all costs, and if you have seen any of them already, then you have my deepest sympathies.  They are in descending order, with #1 being the absolute worst:

10. 88 Minutes - 88 Minutes was actually a movie I didn’t hate after my initial viewing, but as time went by and the more I though about it, I came to dislike it a lot.  Al Pacino, God bless him, is always a delight to watch on screen, but here he’s given material to work with that is just plain ridiculous (although not as ridiculous as that hairdo!).  Pacino plays criminal profiler Jack Gramm, who receives a call on his cell phone one day warning him that he has only 88 minutes to live.  Now, whereas most people would freak out and launch a desperate race against the clock to prevent such a thing from happening, Gramm seems not to care and casually carries on his discussion of a past murder case that may be connected to the threat on his life.  Does this guy have any idea how long 88 minutes is?  But Gramm walks through this movie as if he has all the time in the world, thereby taking away the time-crunch tension the plot presents.  But the most notable problem of 88 Minutes is how awful the writing is.  Let me share my favorite line of the movie: “I’m a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI!  Stop your car!”  Who says that in real-life situations?  Uh, that would be NO ONE!  But the screenplay essentially feels like it was scattered all over the floor by a gust of wind during the first read-through and when the producers were trying to get it back in order, they just said, “Oh, what the heck?  Let’s just film it like this!”  Plus, the film doesn’t even try to be interesting by aborting the notion of doing everything in real time, as it is 108 minutes long.  108 minutes of my life I won’t get back.  “Just give me more time,” Pacino says at one point in the movie.  Sorry, Al, but I have no more minutes to give here.

9. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - “I really hate mummies!” Brendan Fraser exclaims well into the flashy, fast and downright terrible hunk-of-junk that is The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, and I have to say that the feeling’s mutual this time around.  Now, I actually was really entertained by the first two Mummy pictures. This third entry into the franchise, however, moves from scene to scene without the lubricating humor or excitement of the first two; plus, did I mention it was terrible?  The first half-hour was especially mind-numbing, replete with boring scenes of stale dialogue and unbearingly fake British accents.  Strike one:  the absolutely great Rachel Weisz has been replaced with Maria Bello, in what could be the worst performance of her career.  Strike Two:  Rob Cohen, the man behind such dreck as The Fast And The Furious and XXX, is in the director’s chair this time, and he handles the action sequences like Michael Bay would on his worst day.  Strike Three: those darned Abominable Snowmen, who look so fake that you just have to laugh at them – like much of the rest of the CGI in the film.  I would also criticize the exhausted plot devices, the film’s serious lack of emotion, and the just really all-around bad performances, but I’m all out of strikes.  From now on, the undead should stay dead.

8. The Incredible Hulk - Fans wanted more action after Ang Lee’s 2003 film incarnation of The Hulk, and that’s precisely what they got in The Incredible Hulk.  However, there’s nothing really incredible about this version. It is deftly robbed of what little sense of character and story development that the Ang Lee version actually did have.  Style replaces substance in Louis Leterrier’s film and it in turn feels like a really bad video game.  The plot involves the teeth-gnashing General Ross (William Hurt) tracking the exiled Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) in order to extract some of Bruce’s DNA to manufacture an entire army of Hulk Soldiers.  The one glaring problem: what makes Ross think that he’ll have any control over this army once he creates it?  Because the entire point of Bruce hiding in Brazil is so that he can attempt to find a cure for the Hulk side of him that goes completely bonkers once unleashed. It’s not as if Ross doesn’t know -  I think the General needs to go back to the drawing board, as does Marvel Studios.  Marvel delivered one of the best superhero movies in recent years with Iron Man back in May, but a month later, they put this…thing in theatres.  They should have realized by now that The Hulk is their least interesting, least developable character and that any movie made about him will always be uneven.  In my opinion, Marvel has many better characters they could focus their attention on, and I personally hope that this is the last we see of The Hulk on the big screen, at least in his own movie.  C ‘mon, Marvel, just SMASH! the Hulk franchise already.

7. Mamma Mia! - I truly feel bad for anyone else who was dragged to the incessantly corny and nearly insufferable film adaptation of the stage musical Mamma Mia! This movie is so bad, not even the presence of the great Meryl Streep can save it.  You know, I absolutely loved last year’s big musical, Sweeney Todd, but whereas that film played like a smooth-flowing and hauntingly beautiful opera, Mamma Mia! instead plays out like a disjointed and bombastic karaoke night in Greece.  In addition, the songs are stretched out to the point where I felt like I was back in elementary school chorus on a really bad rehearsal day.  And the cinematography during the musical numbers certainly didn’t help, as that made the whole film feel like an overdone production of Riverdance. When the music is one of the worst things about a musical, you know something went wrong somewhere. Furthermore, Mamma Mia! manages to accomplish something that I thought no movie could possibly do, and that is it makes Meryl Streep completely and utterly bland.  Shame!  Shame on them!  And finally, the two shallow, giggly girlfriends portrayed by Julie Walters and Christine Baranski are the character equivalents of nails on a chalkboard.

6. Fool’s Gold - I have a question: where is the chemistry that stars Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson allegedly shared on-screen?  ‘Cause I gotta tell you, after the horrible How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and now the equally bad Fool’s Gold, I just ain’t seein’ it.  In fact, Fool’s Gold has everything going on EXCEPT chemistry between its stars. Not that any of what’s on the screen holds our attention for more than a minute.  It’s weird, because for a film showcasing underwater fights and high-speed sequences with motor scooters, Jet Skis and a prop plane, it all becomes unimportant – quickly.  There was a certain point I reached while watching Fool’s Gold where I just didn’t care any more.  And I find it ridiculous that the film expects us to suspend our disbelief so much that we swallow the notion that these two characters would willingly push aside their distaste for one another, as well as their recent divorce, just to go treasure salvaging.  I’ll be sure to keep that in mind if I ever have a really bad break-up with a girlfriend.  I can’t see any real reason why Fool’s Gold was made, except to show off tropical locations that can be used to check your watch in the dark and the intense tans of its stars.  You know they have to be spray-ons.

5. Four Christmases – The D.O.A. holiday comedy Four Christmases is full of jokes that stink worse than expired eggnog.  It’s movies like Four Christmases that demonstrate exactly how little Hollywood knows about making Christmas-themed movies that are actually good.  This alleged comedy is bursting at the seams with both slapstick and bathroom humor, and I have to say that Fool’s Gold is looking funnier and funnier by the minute.  All Four Christmases does is give us scene after scene of uninspired jokes that fall flat on their face, yet surprisingly keep trying to make us laugh.  Cue the baby vomit!   Vince Vaughn can definitely be funny, but here he’s given an abysmal script penned by four – count ‘em, four – writers that have no real sense of comedic timing.  I know what the producers of this piece of junk are getting in their stockings this year: lumps of coal.

4. Twilight – Vampirical lust meets teenage hormones in Twilight, and the end result makes you want to search for a wooden stake.  Twilight is the romantic horror phenomenon for teenage girls these days, and I don’t doubt that the millions of them who’ve seen it by now were more or less satisfied with what they got.  Everybody else who sees it, though, will think it’s laughable, slow, badly acted and B-O-R-I-N-G!  I actually had the misfortune of reading the book as well, and let me tell you that compared to this film, the book is far more bearable – but that’s not saying much.  Really, NOTHING happens in the first hour and a half, but when things finally pick up in the last half hour, it’s far too late to salvage whatever potential this thing ever had.  I blame author Stephenie Meyer for this, because the book had a similarly nonexistent plot.  And when the villains of the story come in toward the end, you just can’t help but laugh because the only way to recognize that these people are the bad guys is that they walk in that super-cheesy slow motion while sneering at the good guys. They’re about as intimidating as regular teens who are mad at their parents for grounding them.  Add on top of that the fact that stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have ZERO chemistry together, and you’ve got the ingredients for one of the dopiest movies of the year …and in case you can’t tell by now, I hated this movie.

3. Speed Racer – No, Speed, no!  Alright, I can appreciate that The Wachowskis (Matrix Trilogy) were trying something unique and different with Speed Racer, but what I absolutely can’t appreciate is the end product:  CGI run amok, a hyperactive, bubble-gummish mess that moves so fast, you’d think everybody involved in the production was on speed themselves.  Fortunately, I didn’t waste any money on Speed Racer in theatres, as I saw it via Netflix, but let me tell you that the experience would have been just as mind-numbing on the big screen.  And don’t get me started on Speed’s little brother and his pet monkey…in fact, now that I think about it, it was the monkey that gave the most tolerable performance in the entire movie.  In the year 2008, did Warner Brothers really expect us to be impressed solely by CGI, which in this case makes the film look all the more cartoonish and serves the sole purpose of trying to cover up the film’s paper-thin story.  And it seems theater crowds shared my sentiments.  For all I care, Speed can keep on driving his race car right past the Finish Line until he reaches the Land of Story and Character Development.

2. 10,000 B.C. – Talk about a train wreck of historical proportions – oh my God!  This obviously inaccurate “historical epic”, if you could call it that, is so bone-headed, cliche-ridden and downright laughable that you’d think it was written by Neanderthals.  The plot is so mired in exhausted plot conventions it wouldn’t be able to stay afloat if thrown a life raft.  And without a life raft, the story has its characters take what feels like a disjointed trek through an issue of National Geographic.  One minute, they’re in snow-covered mountain terrain; next they’re in a thick jungle and, finally, they arrive in a barren desert.  You know, I would’ve loved to see the location shooting sites on this film.  Now let’s see, what’s a writer to do in order to salvage whatever credibility hasn’t been sucked dry by this movie?  Stage both a slave AND mammoth revolt!  If there was any upside to 10,000 B.C., I guess it was that after watching those creatures that look like a cross between a raptor and a turkey, I didn’t feel so bad at Thanksgiving.  Seriously, cave paintings are looking more and more entertaining by the minute.

1. You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – So, what could be worse than vampire stare-offs, CGI on meth and the stupidest Neanderthals ever put on film?  The answer: an Israeli commando who dreams of becoming a hair stylist.  Talk about stranger than fiction!  I’ll openly admit to never being a fan of the Adam Sandler schtick, but it is at its worst in You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, the lowest point of Sandler’s career that’s made even more unwatchable by the painfully fake accents and the typical Sandler humor. That by itself is so tired out by now, it’s hard to feel a pulse.  Whoever thought a decent movie could be made from this concept needs to have his authority to greenlight movies permanently revoked.  Not five minutes into the film I said “You’ve got to be kidding me,” because the attempts at stringing bad jokes onto a thread of Israelis and hummus are astronomically uninspired.  Not once did I even begin to crack a smile; I was too busy staring at the screen in utter disbelief and revulsion.  And what makes this even more sad is that this marks the second consecutive year that an Adam Sandler comedy has had the dishonor of appearing at the bottom of my year-end list.  You Don’t Mess With The Zohan is the cinematic equivalent of dry-heaving; you’re empty but really feel sick, and that feeling stays with you no matter how hard the convulsions wrack you.  The title says that you don’t want to mess with The Zohan, but quite frankly, who would even care to?

Now, if any of my picks upset anyone in any way, I apologize – but keep in mind that these are my own personal choices.

If anyone wants to argue with me, I’m willing to defend myself.

And be sure to stay on the lookout for my forthcoming list of the Best Films of 2008, where I count down my personal choices for the year’s top ten films.

The new trailer attached to the beginning of Speed Racer has hit the net. Why not watch it here!!

I personally think the movie will flop but who knows, things have surprised me in the past!

Here he comes…here comes Speed Racer. He’s a demon on wheels.

I am a big Speed Racer fan. I used to rush home after school to catch Speed Racer before doing my homework. I even wanted to paint my bike white and put a red 5 on the side to make it my Mach 5. So I was stoked when I started seeing advertisements for this movie months ago. I couldn’t wait to see how one of my boyhood shows would be turned into a motion picture.

This movie is a cornucopia of colors, sights, and sounds. For everything that was wrong with the last two Matrix movies, the Wachowski brothers managed to do everything right with this one. They not only captured the essence of the American “Speed Racer” but they also were able to tap into the Japanese original “Mach Go Go Go” for further inspiration.

The movie starts with Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) driving like a demon on wheels at Thunderhead race track. He’s not only trying to win the race but he’s also trying to chase after his dream of being like his older brother, Rex Racer (Scott Porter).

Pops (John Goodman) is the matriarch of the family and the designer of the famous Mach 5. He is supported by his loving wife Mom Racer (Susan Sarandon). Also with the family is younger son Spritle (Paulie Litt) and his pet Chim-Chim the monkey. Pops can’t do everything alone so he has long time family friend Sparky (Kick Gurry) as the mechanic of the group but also Speed’s race day spotter. Rounding out the family is Speed’s girlfriend Trixie (Christina Ricci) who has been there for speed since grade school.

There is more to this movie then the racing. There is a story of big business corruption and how it is taking over the World Racing League by fixing races. One such business is Royalton Industries headed by A.Royalton (Roger Allam). He’ll stop at nothing to get what he wants and if that means paying off drivers to stop Speed from winning then that’s what he’ll do.

Trying to stop him is the CIB, an international law organization that has a few tricks of their own. The lead investigator, Inspector Detector (Benno Fürmann), has a driver that will stop the corruption of the WRL by brining justices back…Racer X (Matthew Fox) is that driver. But he can’t do it alone so he enlists the aid of Speed Racer to help crack the case and bring Royalton’s company down.

The Wachowskis were able to do something new and fresh with the races and make the cars seem alive. Each race left you breathless and waiting for more as you watched the stunning driving of Speed Racer and the other drivers. From the beginning race at Thunderhead to the final Grand Prix you will be amazed at the acrobatic movements of the automobiles.

The casting was perfect. Each actor selected was able to channel their animated counterpart. This movie has plenty of action, adventure, and humor for all to enjoy.

Speed Racer is distributed by Warner Brothers, written and directed by the Wachowski brothers. It is rated PG for sequences of action, some violence and language.

Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆ 

Well as we have seen multiple studios due in the past, Warner Brothers has released the first seven minutes of Speed Racer to wet our appetites. In my opinion this is just a fancy way of saying they are concerned with the popularity of Iron Man and the upcoming Indy Sequel.

Anyway enjoy it here or head over to Yahoo for the HD experience!

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Well well, not to long after Iron Man Sequel rumors fly on the our famous interwebs, we now have news that the all to famous Wachowskis are wanting to make a 2nd Speed Racer film.

With a film I am excited to see coming out this coming weekend, I am sure the film will leave it wide open for a sequel. With all of the hype it has been covered with, I am sure it will make enough to warrant one.

Does every new movie coming out need a sequel? Why not wait like 20 years like a lot of other folks have.

Source: Movie Moron via Collider

Good moring. This is going to be a bit of everything as I’m doing the Wednesday morning potpourri post.

I was out and about last night and saw these two cool statues for upcoming Summer movies.

The first one is of the Kung Fu Panda himself. The movie opens on June 6. 

 Next would be the big green guy himself, the Incredible Hulk. The movie opens June 13.

Next we have three banners/posters for the upcoming Summer Blockbuster “The Dark Knight”. The movie opens July 18.

Here is the bat pod. Check out the tires.

Howabout one of the three main characters all together. Is it me or is this very Alex Ross-ish?

And here’s another cool one that shows Batman looking over the city.

And lastly the music video for Spee Racer has hit the interweb. The movie looks like it will be a fun trip to take and I can’t wait to see it next week. Enjoy the remix of the classic Speed Racer theme song. The movie opens May 9.

Speed Racer music video

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer…in a new glorious HD trailer. Enjoy the mind candy as this will be a must see on May 9th.

Speed in his HD glory!

This should be a beautiful movie in IMAX. May have to swing up to PA for it.