YouView: IRON MAN 2 Footage…Kind Of

Miss Iron Man 2 at Comic Con? So did I. Want one of those slick Star Expo ‘74 shirts? Me too. Still can’t find the footage? That’s where we can help you, slightly. What Favreau and company brought stole everyone’s girlfriend and punched their mothers. The word coming out and still buzzing on these here interwebs is that babies were conceived and Osama bin Laden was ready to turn himself in for his crimes. That, and the entire Con couldn’t get Stark off of their lips. For people who saw it, wounds and ailments were healed. For people (like me) who missed it, much rage and anger was brought upon Comic Con’s family.

Which is why we should give a thousand thanks to the people over at ScreenCrave for supplying us the footage! Well…kind of. Y’see, it’s a combination of some of us journalists not getting in and because we can’t show the footage to you that ScreenCrave took it upon themselves to recreate what was shown. What follows is a very interesting yet humorous recreation of the Footage of Footage, complete with James Rhodes. It might cure cancer, but it’s likely the closest we’ll be to the real footage for a while.

You can view the “re-enactment” here.